Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Wear Cabbage for Summertime Cool



Let cabbage help you keep your cool. That’s right! Our research has shown that a cool-headed produce vendor attracts customers like. . . like fruit flies. Wear your cabbage-leaf hat with complete confidence knowing that your hat will be one-of-a-kind as well as 100% biodegradable.

And that’s not all. After the sun goes down, your versatile hat can be eaten raw as a nutritious snack or boiled, baked or stir-fried for your evening meal.



Here is our promise to you: Your cabbage-leaf hat will stay intact for 3-5 working days depending upon humidity, dew point and the ruble-to-dollar exchange rate. We suggest after each wearing, simply rinse in cool, clear water and dry your cabbage-leaf hat flat and away from heat. (Dry cleaning not recommended.) Available in classic cabbage green or vivid purple prose. One size fits most. Order your cabbage-leaf hat today while supplies last! (Recipes and nutritional information available.)

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